Happy Birthday War!
March 19th, 2008 | by Tom |In case you forgot the War is 5 years old today. I hope everyone remembered to call and sing happy birthday to it.
Remember when it was just a little War bordering on a mild skirmish. They grow up so fast dont they?
Mommy George and Daddy Dick must be so proud of you War. I even heard that Grandpa John recently paid it a visit. Thats so nice. Its like one big family cluster f#&% of death.
Come to think of if War you’ve grown up to be kind of an asshole. Maybe you should cut it out before someone gets hurt.
Oops. Too late.
